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Old 06-04-2012, 12:56 PM   #11
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Well, since hair removal products can be cycling related (as shown here), this seems like a good place to post these reviews I saw from Amazon UK about Veet.

http://www.amazon.co.uk/product-reviews/B000KKNQBK


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Old 06-04-2012, 01:22 PM   #12
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"In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony "


This is the best phrase ever.


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Old 06-04-2012, 02:13 PM   #13
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Pajamas

That is hilarious... the question about the pajamas is great!
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:22 PM   #14
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The failed hipster...

http://slo.craigslist.org/bik/3050996290.html
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:26 PM   #15
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So he drags a line out of the honey badger, mentions Chipotle, PBR and skinny jeans while having a white saddle titled upwards.

Xela, you take the win on this one.
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:30 PM   #16
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Great posting on CL!!!
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Old 06-07-2012, 12:34 PM   #17
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A copy and paste from CL from a few years back:

A Gay Friendly Bike - ďThis one-year-old, lightly ridden, well maintained Diamondback Century Road Bike is in search of a new home. An AWESOME commuter bike, youíll feel speedy, yet safe, tooling to work on this minty blue-green pedal machine. Light-weight, so easy to haul up the stairs, but of a sturdy build. If you want the specs, email me, or you know, use Google. This bike has been a part of the LBGT community since itís purchase, but is open to a straight only adoption. However, this bike is diametrically opposed to the concept of Palin being a heartbeat away from the Presidency, and would balk at the idea of being a part of such a household - ie - would likely run (ride) away. This is just a consumer-friendly-buyer-beware-heads-up. Feel free to email with any questions - and thanks for checking the advert! Ē
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Old 09-18-2012, 05:43 PM   #18
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This is an actual ad from a local frame builder:

DSB handbuilt Titanium or Chromoly mountain bikes. We can build bikes any size and geometry that you are looking for. we are doing hard tales as of now we will be building full suspension bikes in the future we can build you just the frame or a bike ready to ride with any component package you are after from mild to the top-of-the-line the first bike is equipped with DSB 20" Titanium frame,DSB Titanium Stam and bars, Sham X0 crank, X9 shifters and derailleur front and rear,Avid Elixir X.0 breaks front and rear,DT Swiss Single Shot forks,crank Brothers Cobalt 2 29er wheelse,Cobalt 3 Seatpos,Cobalt Lock-On Grips,Selle Italia saddle,Maxxis Ikon Tire this bike would retailor four $5850.00
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Old 09-19-2012, 01:22 PM   #19
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I'm going to have a ****ing seizure from reading that.


I really, really hope their build quality is better than their wordsmithing.
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Another winner from our local classifieds:

Price reduced! Must sell.
Giant Large Frame Fixie Songle Speed with switch hub
Front Hand Break
Kendra Kriterium Tires
Rival 143 Specialized saddle

Ridden less than 40 miles. Not ridden more than a floor model demo bike.

Reason for selling, no longer need awesome fixie switch hub bike for commute.


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