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**Nigal** · 03-21-2010, 11:56 PM

Bike Church Services for 3/21/10

Length of services: 50.38 miles (3:26),
Presiding clergy: Me,
Attendance: Me,
Tithes: 0 (Bike Church is free!),
Today's sermon: Quiet contemplation of The Creator, His universe, how I fit in that universe and life in general,
Temple Improvement project: 4095 calories buned
Today's hymns: complete Pink Floyd catalog...

"Far away across the field,
The tolling of the iron bell ,
Calls the faithful to their bikes,
To hear the softly spoken magic spells"”

**rola643** · 03-22-2010, 12:19 AM

Very nice ! What will next Sundays sermon and hymns be? I'm kinda like'n the tithe too

**Nigal** · 03-22-2010, 12:29 AM

I'm thinking the sermon will be "Across the universe" and the hymns will be the complete Beatles collection.

Namaste!

**whyeyebike** · 03-22-2010, 02:16 PM

You had me at "bike church is free"....

fleeter · 03-22-2010, 03:28 PM

I tried to convince my wife of bike church... she wouldn't have it.

turtlewoman · 03-22-2010, 03:53 PM

I've been looking for a church home. Bike church sounds like the place for me.

fleeter · 03-22-2010, 04:06 PM

you should now change your avatar's title to Bike Church Pastor.
Do you take confessions?

**funetical** · 03-22-2010, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fleeter

you should now change your avatar's title to Bike Church Pastor.
Do you take confessions?

I hope not but I'm sending it to him in a pm anyway.

Good Idea. My bike church offers communion in the form of Five Hour Energy and Dried Fruit.

Hallelujah!

**Nigal** · 03-22-2010, 09:06 PM

The great thing about Bike Church is it's all yours. My holy sacraments yesterday were chocolate almond butter sandwich and a gallon of water.

Seriously though I do find my longer rides to be much more cathartic than any church I ever went to. There is no problem in life that can not be worked out from atop a bike.

**funetical** · 03-22-2010, 10:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nigal

The great thing about Bike Church is it's all yours. My holy sacraments yesterday were chocolate almond butter sandwich and a gallon of water.

Seriously though I do find my longer rides to be much more cathartic than any church I ever went to. There is no problem in life that can not be worked out from atop a bike.

Maybe. I still like to do my thinking when I don't feel my heart exploding, but to each his own.

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