[Garilia]

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. ~ usually attributed to W.C. Fields and Tom Waits

Perception is reality and I hallucinate. ~ me

Trust in God, but row away from the rocks. ~ Hunter S. Thompson

[ksr5]

You can't fix stupid ~ don't know

[Industry_Hack]

Oh, I had a stack of fine quotes yesterday.

[Garilia]

Originally Posted by ksr5

You can't fix stupid ~ don't know

Ron White uses that a lot.

Jesus died to forgive our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
Jules Feiffer

[funetical]

Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known.
Carl Sagan

[DirtyBobbysBikes]

Originally Posted by ksr5

You can't fix stupid ~ don't know

Ron White said that. He also said "Stupid is forever." I should have scrolled down more first and I would have realized that Garilla beat me to saying that. Lol.

[SprocketGirl]

"Why should anyone steal a watch when he could steal a bicycle?" ~Flann O'Brien

[nh_district]

Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.

- Mark Twain

[Garilia]

As great as you are a man, you'll never be greater than yourself - Bob Dylan

[Industry_Hack]

"Keep a bucket of salt at your desk. Every time a client tells you something, take a grain out". - Me

"I wouldn't trust this guy with a potato gun" - Brandon

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me"
- Hunter S. Thompson