[salvage_bikes]

Maybe he should look out before opening the door. hahahaha.

[coco2]

When I heard they'd found a cure for dyslexia it was like music to my arse.

[John_V]

A recent article in the *Express & Star* reported that a woman has sued her local hospital, saying that after her husband was treated there recently, he had lost all interest in sex.

A hospital spokesman replied, "The man was actually admitted in Ophthalmology - all we did was correct his eyesight."

[kneedrachen]

coco, your weight loss joke made me spit my drink out.

Awesome!

[coco2]

cheers buddy, that made me smile.

[coco2]

Argon walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve noble gases here!"
Argon doesn't react.

[coco2]

A Higgs Boson walks into a catholic church and sits down at a pew.
The priest's doing his rounds, and spots the hypothetical subatomic particle sitting at a pew. The priest says "Oi! You can't come in here. Subatomic particles don't have souls."
The Higgs Boson replies, "Ah! But you can't have Mass without me".

[coco2]

Two atoms walking down the street.
One exclaims, "blimey, I've just lost an electron!"
"Are you sure?" asks the second.
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

[coco2]

And so it was to be, that after the waters receded, Noah commanded all the animals to "Go forth and multiply."
The ark quickly emptied, except for two small snakes, who stayed behind. When Noah asked them why, they replied, "We can't multiply. We're adders."
Noah, being the resourceful man he was, immediately got busy cutting down trees and building a large table with the unfinished lumber Therefrom.
And he saw that it was good.
The snakes were overjoyed when Noah picked them up and placed them on it. Noah and the snakes both knew that even adders could multiply on a log table.

[coco2]

Two scientists walk into a bar... the first one says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he dies.