[funetical]

If you could back in time and have "relations" with any historical figure who would it be and why.

Mary Todd Lincoln, crazy in the head crazy in the bed.

Elizabeth Bathory, same reason.

[Nigal]

Tie between Bea Arthur and Lizzy Bordon.

[Industry_Hack]

Cleopatra was apparently insatiable. I like a challenge.

[Last_Place_Pete]

Joan of Arc

[SprocketGirl]

lol this is funny and by the way fun you have gone crazy...
pete, silly boy, she was a youngster and servant of God, you can't have "relations" with Jeanne d'Arc.... i was born less than a century from the place of her birth and do admire your choice in women.
hack, you are a true romantic...

as for me i would go for a roll with Charlemagne.... and for sure Commendatore Tullio Campagnolo would get some lovin' from me.

[Nigal]

Originally Posted by SprocketGirl

i was born less than a century from the place of her birth and do admire your choice in women.

You know you're a hopeless roadie when you measure distances in centuries. LOL!

[Garilia]

I guess I have a goddess complex, Aphrodite and Isis.

On the other hand, if I could have a shag with Mary, I might be the father of the son of God.

Even if her name was Magdalene.

[funetical]

Originally Posted by Nigal

Tie between Bea Arthur and Lizzy Bordon.

Bea Arthur is on my list too.

Originally Posted by Industry_Hack

Cleopatra was apparently insatiable. I like a challenge.

I would fail, I don't run an empire.

Originally Posted by Last_Place_Pete

Joan of Arc

Wasn't she like 14? Not judging. Just saying.

Originally Posted by SprocketGirl

lol this is funny and by the way fun you have gone crazy...
pete, silly boy, she was a youngster and servant of God, you can't have "relations" with Jeanne d'Arc.... i was born less than a century from the place of her birth and do admire your choice in women.
hack, you are a true romantic...

as for me i would go for a roll with Charlemagne.... and for sure Commendatore Tullio Campagnolo would get some lovin' from me.

Excellent. Charlemagne is a great answer.

Originally Posted by Garilia

I guess I have a goddess complex, Aphrodite and Isis.

On the other hand, if I could have a shag with Mary, I might be the father of the son of God.

Even if her name was Magdalene.

Anyone real?

Jane Seymour just so I could say "No, not that one.".

[Garilia]

Originally Posted by funetical

Anyone real?

They're all real and unreal. Reality is an illusion. Sex/love is in the mind, not the body parts.

[funetical]

Originally Posted by Garilia

They're all real and unreal. Reality is an illusion. Sex/love is in the mind, not the body parts.

Reality is subjective, but subjective reality is insanity.

If sex was in the mind and not the body parts I would have a million kids instead of just one.

Good sex is in the mind. Baby making lies in the equipment.