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Old 07-17-2009, 05:36 PM   #1
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Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

The girl said, 'NO!'

And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

The end


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Old 07-17-2009, 07:10 PM   #2
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Good one! If only I was so lucky.
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Old 07-17-2009, 10:43 PM   #3
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I fart whenever I want. Last night my wife said "lovely" which then sparked a debate on the word lovely.
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Old 07-18-2009, 08:08 AM   #4
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o.k.,that really is a great fairy tail.but for me it's sparking a debate on the words "fairy tail" cause i actually live that life now!!!...lol...ride on
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Old 01-17-2012, 06:51 PM   #5
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best tale ever!
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Old 01-17-2012, 07:02 PM   #6
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I guess I missed this one originally. Thanks for digging it up, trx1.
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Old 01-18-2012, 02:03 AM   #7
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Shoot. I've been doing it wrong.
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Old 01-27-2012, 09:14 PM   #8
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I am not bitter.I am not bitter.I am not bitter.I am not bitter.I am not bitter.

I wish I had a disposable income though.


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