Thanks for the replies. I laughed if nothing else
My current bike has vertical dropouts which can't be converted to SS/fixed, or so says the LBS. My bike is in pretty good working order, so I figured I could sell it on craigslist or something and get the cash towards a low-end single speed.
2009 SE Racing 700c Draft Single Speed Road Bike - Spin Doctor Pro Bike Build
this bike is pretty much exactly what I think I want. Steel frame/fork for durability, flatbars for city riding/comfort. I get the impression it was designed for race training but it looks like it would suit my needs perfectly. Price can't be argued with, either.
I figure buying would let me upgrade the quality of my parts and reduce weight (my bike weighs about 35lbs as is)