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Originally Posted by Weav
Cheap? I shall forward your comments to Fulcrum, may they seek revenge upon you and your hubs for animal cruelty!
I'm thinking about getting some of those new kinetic bearings. They store up energy while you coast and then when you hit the cranks they release all that energy and spin like mad. They are going to be awesome for hill repeats!
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Animal cruelty? All you liberals, I can't stand it. Look, I work those mice to death, then I gave them all a christian bural, how much nicer can a person be? And I keep a well fed stock of mice on hand to replace those that died, food for free too, in the wild they would have to scrounge for food...not mine.
I tried the spring contraption in my bottom bracket once, where the more I pedaled forward the more the spring wound up to the point where I couldn't even pedal anymore, then the idea was when I let my feet off the pedals the spring would unwind and the crank would just fly. That was well and good but I could never get my feet off fast enough and would get wacked in the shins by the pedals. So I have these nice scars on my legs.
And then because I was riding in the mountains of So California, there would be times descending that my brakes would fade, so I got the bright idea to get a parachute and wear it to my back. The first time I go to use it the chute deployed so fast it riped me off my seat, all I remember was waking up in the hospital wondering how I got there.