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Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-18-2015 at 04:41 PM
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of execution. His
last minute plea for clemency to the governor hadfailed and he was feeling worn out and
depressed.As soon a...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-09-2015 at 09:15 AM
I was having a tattoo of an Indian on my back. I told the tattooist to put a tomahawk in his
hand. He said he would do that after he had finished his turban.
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-01-2015 at 09:30 PM
What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' Catholic!
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 04-30-2015 at 04:10 AM
Thanks guys, it certainly made me chuckle when i first read it...:D
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 04-24-2015 at 11:40 AM
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, and He doesn't travel light,
the driver notices that the Pope is still standing on the curb 'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 04-13-2015 at 05:29 PM
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian War Party.The Indian Chief
proclaimed "So YOU are the great Lone Ranger!""In honour of the Harvest Festival, YOU will be
executed in three ...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 04-13-2015 at 05:28 PM
I call my Granddad "Spiderman".He hasn't got any special powers, he just finds it difficult
getting out of the bath.
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 03-09-2015 at 06:37 PM
Paddy Murphy applied for a job at a famous Irish firm based in DublinA Frenchman applied for
the same job and since both applicants had similar qualifications, they were asked to take a
test by the Ma...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 03-09-2015 at 06:34 PM
Patrick, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach, couldn't seem to make it with any of
the girls. So he asked the local lifeguard for some advice. "Mate, it's obvious," says the
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 03-01-2015 at 10:39 AM
Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces and the police
call on the coroner to investigate."First body," says the coroner, "Pierre Dubois, Frenchman,
70, died of...