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Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-10-2016 at 08:36 AM
I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees' concert in
Switzerland.Then I saw her face...now I'm in Geneva!
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-09-2016 at 06:30 PM
I was doing a crossword:Period between birth and death (6 letters)I was about to write my
answer in but thought life was too short.
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-09-2016 at 06:28 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex.But my wife insists it says dyslexia
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 03-12-2016 at 05:48 PM
After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic's
swimming pool was still full.
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 02-06-2016 at 12:30 AM
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 01-02-2016 at 11:26 PM
Back on January 9th, a group of Pekin , Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw
a girl about to jump off the Murray Baker Bridge so they stopped.Richard, their leader, a big
burly man o...
Posted in thread: Merry Christmas on 12-28-2015 at 04:05 PM
Merry Christmas and Happy Nee Year TwoSpokiansAs what big lou says, have a cool yule one and
all and raise a glass or two of Glenlivet on New Years eve...and keep me in a job. ;):thumbsup:
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 12-17-2015 at 03:59 PM
An elderly golfer comes in after a good round of golf at the new course & heads straight to the
bar/restaurant area of the club house. As he passes through the swinging doors, he spots a sign
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 11-28-2015 at 06:29 PM
A store that sells new husbands has opened in Melbourne, where a woman may go to choose a
husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:You
may visit this ...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 11-14-2015 at 05:40 PM
See ya there! yes, with a bemused look on our faces and uttering...eh, what happened just there