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    ABOUT ME

  • I
  • Cycling, rock/ice climbing and generally trying to keep fit and failing...
  • Make Whisky
  • Glenlivet, Scotland

LATEST ACTIVITY

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 03-01-2015 at 11:39 AM
    Three dead bodies turn up at a mortuary all with very big smiles on their faces and the police
    call on the coroner to investigate."First body," says the coroner, "Pierre Dubois, Frenchman,
    70, died of...

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 03-01-2015 at 08:21 AM
    Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his
    eternal optimism.No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could have
    been worse."To...

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 03-01-2015 at 08:20 AM
    Three ladies are playing the 4th hole at a golf course on the Sunshine Coast when a naked man
    wearing a bag over his head jumps from the trees and runs across the green.The 3 ladies look
    and are in sh...

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 03-01-2015 at 08:19 AM
    A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for
    the baby's first exam.The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being
    a little co...

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 03-01-2015 at 07:52 AM
    A dwarf clarvoiant kills one of his customers and goes on the run. Police say they are looking
    for a small medium at large.

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 02-16-2015 at 10:11 AM
    A cyclist got a puncture that he couldn't repair, so he decided to hitch-hike a lift home. A
    man driving a Ferrari pulled up and offered to tow the cyclist but wouldn't let him put the
    dirty bike in h...

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 02-06-2015 at 05:57 PM
    I spent a couple of hours defrosting the fridge last night. Or "foreplay" as she likes to call
    it.

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 02-06-2015 at 05:54 PM
    Bought my wife a sheepskin burka. She's now walking around likeMutton Dressed Islam.

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 02-06-2015 at 05:52 PM
    A Roman walks into a bar, holds 2 fingers up and says 'five beers please mate'

  • Posted in thread: Ilyka Returns on 02-06-2015 at 05:06 PM
    I love reading about people dealing with sort of thing, brilliant, well done knee or should
    that be Mr. Buttsex :D

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