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Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 02-28-2017 at 02:41 AM
I grew up in a rough neighbourhood. Back then the other kids would attack me with squirty cream
and then plant cherrys on my head.Life was tough in the gateaux..
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 12-27-2016 at 05:48 AM
Got my wife a new fridge for her Christmas present. Can't wait to see her face light up when
she opens it
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 10-09-2016 at 10:40 AM
John was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. He went to the pet
store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.After some discussion, he finally
bought a ce...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 10-09-2016 at 10:36 AM
The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toliet, so I found a public toilet that had
two cubicles.One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door,
dropped my trou...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 10-09-2016 at 10:32 AM
As requested....the 80 year old lady takes all her medicines for the doctor to check.Mrs Jones,
he says "why do you have birth pills?"She says "they help me sleep at night".He says "Mrs
Jones, there i...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-10-2016 at 08:36 AM
I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees' concert in
Switzerland.Then I saw her face...now I'm in Geneva!
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-09-2016 at 06:30 PM
I was doing a crossword:Period between birth and death (6 letters)I was about to write my
answer in but thought life was too short.
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-09-2016 at 06:28 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex.But my wife insists it says dyslexia
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 03-12-2016 at 05:48 PM
After 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to find that the Titanic's
swimming pool was still full.
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 02-06-2016 at 12:30 AM
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the microwave until it's Bill Withers.