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Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 07-05-2014 at 09:05 AM
Neymar goes into the Brazilian changing room to find all his team mates looking a bit glum.
"What's up?" he asks."Well, we're having trouble getting motivated for this game. We know it's
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 07-05-2014 at 09:04 AM
"How come youre late" the barman asked his blonde waitress."It was dreadful" the waitress said.
"There was a terrible accident as I was walking down elm street. a man was lying in the middle
of the st...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 07-03-2014 at 06:40 AM
Dan was a single guy living at home with his fatherand working in the family business.When he
found out he was going to inherit a fortunewhen his sickly father died, he decided he neededto
find a wife...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 07-01-2014 at 12:52 PM
A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for they're computer. The husband types
in "mypenis".the wife falls to the ground laughing because the computer says"Error. Not long
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 07-01-2014 at 12:45 PM
Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain
announced:'Ladiesand Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from
LondonHeathrow to Toron...
Posted in thread: A little game/game anyone interested. on 06-07-2014 at 10:46 PM
doesn't work for me, we don't hav a wall-mart here. :(
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-03-2014 at 11:12 PM
"As good as this bar is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer the pubs back home. In Glasgow,
there's a wee place called McTavish's. The landlord goes out of his way for the locals. When
you buy four d...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-03-2014 at 11:09 PM
How do you kill a circus?Go for the juggler.
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-03-2014 at 11:07 PM
A mechanic accidentally splashes brake fluid on his tongue one day and discovers that he likes
the taste. He takes to sipping from the bottle during his work day: just a bit at first, then a
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-03-2014 at 11:05 PM
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne.The
woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!''What a