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Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 12-08-2013 at 10:41 PM
I woke up this morning at 8, and could sense something was wrong. I got downstairs and found
the wife face down on the kitchen floor, not breathing!I panicked. I didn't know what to do.
Then I remembe...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 11-26-2013 at 05:54 PM
Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching tv when he hears a knock at the door, when he opens
it he is confronted by a delivery man holding a clipboard saying "sign here". Behind him is an
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 11-26-2013 at 05:52 PM
The largest condom factory in the States burned down. President Obama was awakened at 4 am by
the telephone."Sorry to bother you at this hour, Sir, but there is an emergency! I've just
received word t...
Posted in thread: Word Association time on 09-28-2013 at 01:38 AM
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 09-28-2013 at 01:28 AM
What's the best cure for seasickness?Sit under an oak tree.
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 09-28-2013 at 01:26 AM
Swedish man walks into Boots"I'd like some deoderent please" he says to the assistant"Certainly
sir. Ball or aerosol?""Neither, I want it for my armpits
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 09-28-2013 at 01:19 AM
A man walks into an optician's."Doctor", he says (for they are all much of a muchness), "I'm
having real trouble using my computer. Unless I'm looking right at my keyboard, mouse or
printer, I just ca...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 09-28-2013 at 01:14 AM
A bloke I was talking to the other day was bragging that the temperature of his testicles was
-273 degrees Celcius.Absolute bollocks if you ask me.
Posted in thread: Word Association time on 09-24-2013 at 05:49 PM
Posted in thread: Three Word Story... on 09-24-2013 at 05:48 PM
point, which should