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    ABOUT ME

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  • Cycling, rock/ice climbing and generally trying to keep fit and failing...
  • Make Whisky
  • Glenlivet, Scotland

LATEST ACTIVITY

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 04-17-2017 at 04:02 PM
    What's big and grey and and doesn't matter? An irrelephant.

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 04-17-2017 at 04:01 PM
    What's big and grey and sings the blues? Elephants Gerald

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 02-28-2017 at 02:41 AM
    I grew up in a rough neighbourhood. Back then the other kids would attack me with squirty cream
    and then plant cherrys on my head.Life was tough in the gateaux..

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 12-27-2016 at 05:48 AM
    Got my wife a new fridge for her Christmas present. Can't wait to see her face light up when
    she opens it

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 10-09-2016 at 10:40 AM
    John was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. He went to the pet
    store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.After some discussion, he finally
    bought a ce...

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 10-09-2016 at 10:36 AM
    The other day I needed to pay a visit to the public toliet, so I found a public toilet that had
    two cubicles.One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door,
    dropped my trou...

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 10-09-2016 at 10:32 AM
    As requested....the 80 year old lady takes all her medicines for the doctor to check.Mrs Jones,
    he says "why do you have birth pills?"She says "they help me sleep at night".He says "Mrs
    Jones, there i...

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-10-2016 at 08:36 AM
    I thought my wife was joking when she said she wanted to go to a Monkees' concert in
    Switzerland.Then I saw her face...now I'm in Geneva!

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-09-2016 at 06:30 PM
    I was doing a crossword:Period between birth and death (6 letters)I was about to write my
    answer in but thought life was too short.

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-09-2016 at 06:28 PM
    My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex.But my wife insists it says dyslexia

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