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  • Cycling, rock/ice climbing and generally trying to keep fit and failing...
  • Make Whisky
  • Glenlivet, Scotland

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  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 08-04-2015 at 05:53 AM
    I have a little SatnavIt sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friendIt tells you where
    you areI have a little SatnavI've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal onesMy Satnav
    is my wifeIt ...

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 08-04-2015 at 05:51 AM
    A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the
    local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, RUN
    AROUND ON ME, A...

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-14-2015 at 09:46 AM
    What do you call a man with a rubber toe?Roberto

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-14-2015 at 09:32 AM
    A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is
    feeling. 'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in Surgery,' he
    answered. 'What did ...

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-14-2015 at 08:41 AM
    A London lawyer runs a STOP sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.The lawyer thinks
    that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a
    better educa...

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-14-2015 at 08:14 AM
    I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only
    intended to rough him up a bit.

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-08-2015 at 02:25 AM
    Two monkeys getting into a bath. One goes ooo aaa, ooo aaa. The other says, put some cold water
    in then!

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-08-2015 at 02:20 AM
    My friend went to hospital for an operation too stop his premature ejaculationI phoned the
    Hospital,to see how it had goneThe nurse said "it's still touch & go"

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-07-2015 at 11:00 PM
    New company marketing their latest product... A landmine, designed to look like a prayer
    mat...Phrophets are going through the roof!

  • Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-06-2015 at 08:11 PM
    My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of match sticks,
    his little face lit up when he tried to walk. Unfortunately, I forgot to remove the sandpaper
    from the bott...

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