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Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-18-2013 at 07:41 AM
Paddys lying up in bed watching Babestation. He phones the number at the bottom of the screen
and the Babe says "Hello sexy and what can I do for you tonight?".Paddy replies "Do you see
that sofa you'...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-18-2013 at 07:40 AM
4 guys sitting around having drinks and one of the men had to use the restroom. The three
others talked about their kids.The first guy said, "my son is my pride and joy he started
working at a company...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-18-2013 at 07:38 AM
In bed last night and the missus reached under the covers and started playing with me. "Wow"
she said "You feel huge tonight". "You're pulling my leg" I said.
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-16-2013 at 11:44 AM
Police were called to an incident on Brighton pier yesterday. A member of the public had been
reported pacing up and down shouting 'no, No, NO!' at the top of his voice. It later transpired
that he wa...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-16-2013 at 11:43 AM
For centuries, men and women have argued over which is more painful: being kicked in the
bollocks, or giving birth.So how can we reach an answer? Well, put it this way: about a year
after a couple's f...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-14-2013 at 05:50 AM
A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane when the stranger turned to her and
said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your
Posted in thread: Bike new york on 05-04-2013 at 02:36 AM
Hope all goes well for the ride.
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 05-04-2013 at 12:40 AM
I went to the doctor last week and he told me I needed to stop maturbating. Naturally I asked
why? He said because I'm trying to examine you.
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 04-30-2013 at 10:23 PM
I was walking beside the road this morning when a couple of troublemakers stopped me and
said,"You must be the chicken from all the jokes."It made me cross
Posted in thread: Three Word Story... on 04-25-2013 at 06:47 AM
made no sense