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Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 08-04-2015 at 05:53 AM
I have a little SatnavIt sits there in my carA Satnav is a driver's friendIt tells you where
you areI have a little SatnavI've had it all my lifeIt's better than the normal onesMy Satnav
is my wifeIt ...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 08-04-2015 at 05:51 AM
A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the
local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, RUN
AROUND ON ME, A...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-14-2015 at 09:46 AM
What do you call a man with a rubber toe?Roberto
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-14-2015 at 09:32 AM
A man is recovering from surgery when the Surgical Nurse appears and asks him how he is
feeling. 'I'm O. K. But I didn't like the four letter-words the doctor used in Surgery,' he
answered. 'What did ...
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-14-2015 at 08:41 AM
A London lawyer runs a STOP sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.The lawyer thinks
that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON and is certain that he has a
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-14-2015 at 08:14 AM
I’ve been charged with murder for killing a man with sandpaper. To be honest I only
intended to rough him up a bit.
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-08-2015 at 02:25 AM
Two monkeys getting into a bath. One goes ooo aaa, ooo aaa. The other says, put some cold water
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-08-2015 at 02:20 AM
My friend went to hospital for an operation too stop his premature ejaculationI phoned the
Hospital,to see how it had goneThe nurse said "it's still touch & go"
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-07-2015 at 11:00 PM
New company marketing their latest product... A landmine, designed to look like a prayer
mat...Phrophets are going through the roof!
Posted in thread: Joke Thread on 06-06-2015 at 08:11 PM
My budgie broke his leg today so I made him a little splint out of a couple of match sticks,
his little face lit up when he tried to walk. Unfortunately, I forgot to remove the sandpaper
from the bott...