Become a writer.
I tried that and I kept getting the same response.
Funetical:
You have been told time and again to stop submitting manuscripts to (insert name of magazine, publisher, website here). Your pictorial essay is more just shots of you sweaty and naked than an article. Our legal department has contacted the authorities which hopefully will be along shortly. PLEASE STOP SENDING US PICS OF YOU NAKED.
Magazine, publisher our website,
Editor or Publishers signature.
Who wouldn't want to publish
Naked and Sweaty, an Introspective?
Hey Brian you have a blog right?