Does anyone have any crazy stories about bike thieves?
When I was a little kid I used to go to the woods and lay my bike on the ground by the street. So some older kids got my friend and I's bikes. We saw them through the woods and crept up on them while they were stopped, came out got on our bikes and took off down the street.
One of them chased but his shoe came untied so he stopped to tie it by a huge sludge puddle (green algae, mosquito larvae, etc all in it) I came back and skidded out for about 5 feet while sending a massive wave of green sludge covering the guy. Then I drove off victorious
When I was a little kid I used to go to the woods and lay my bike on the ground by the street. So some older kids got my friend and I's bikes. We saw them through the woods and crept up on them while they were stopped, came out got on our bikes and took off down the street.
One of them chased but his shoe came untied so he stopped to tie it by a huge sludge puddle (green algae, mosquito larvae, etc all in it) I came back and skidded out for about 5 feet while sending a massive wave of green sludge covering the guy. Then I drove off victorious
