[Crankee]

All you darn whippersnappers should get off my dang lawn!!!!!

 

[funetical]

No. I'm be all over it with me and my whippersnapper friends in a bit.

 

[Crankee]

Dang you kids, I'm gonna come off my porch and give ya a good beating with my cane! You bend one single blade of my grass and you hide will be tanned!!!

 

[funetical]

we're already tanned, we're homeless and pantsless, and you can call it whatever you want to but that's not a cane and no one out on your lawn is going to touch it.

 

[Crankee]

That's what you say now!

 

[funetical]

That's what you say now!

Good point. Got any candy, or at least a seedy van?

 

[Shocks_Pegs_LUCKY]

I like puppies, personally. Any creepy dude, with a windowless van and dirty plates, can lure me in with puppies.

 

[Crankee]

I sure do