A ghetto region in between Oz and the Magic Kingdom ... a little known area which combines the worst features of a DisneyWorld parking lot, a drive-through liquor store, a rain forest, the Sahara desert, and every road in urban New Jersey ....
Citizens must pledge to uphold Flat-Earth theory, which apparently often includes a belief that bicycles are a creation of the devil ("Ain't seed no Bike-a-cycles in the Bible .... an' I don't wanna see 'em on the road, either ... unless they are laid flat so I kin drive over them.") It is illegal to own a pick-up truck with running boards lower than the top of the driver's head, while standing (or slouching ...) The only positive is that most drivers are too poor to be able to afford using their coal-rolling equipment.
Dogs must be kept on leases unless they have a propensity to chase or bite, and any square inch of land with more than five blades of grass has to, by law, be paved over or developed into a tract housing neighborhood.
There are two hills, one on each side ... of every highway overpass. In all other cases, developers are required to bulldoze any inclines into the nearest flood plain .... prior to building a tract housing neighborhood there, whose septic tanks are below the water table.
Without tourism the place would be .... well about as bad as it is anyway. So .... Y'all come visit.