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Mr. Maelochs, in the spirit of politeness, I have never in my life seen a more beautiful and perfect dog than yours. Despite the fact that I live and ride with the cutest dog this side of the Mississippi 😀. Had I not seen your dog with my own polite eyes at some indeterminate time, I'd never have believed such extreme cuteness possibleLadies and Gentleman .... A Neeeewwwww Wooorlddd Reeccoorrdddddd ..... for rides taken on May 9 2022 between 12 and 2 pm in Flatahoma ..... by me ....
Actually longest ride all year. 28+ mph at 14.7 mph, 891 feet of climbing .... a couple/few hundred more than I had intended to climb but once I was out there, it was pretty much ride or walk .....
wind was supposedly 10-16 but I didn't notice any strong gusts, and it was partly cloudy, for which I was extremely grateful. Another few degrees ad I would have been limping and crying all the way home.
One close pass by a dump truck ... it was probably the legal three feet but big trucks moving fast seem closer .... and the whole way, no one complimented me on my dog .... which isn't too weird as i don't have a dog, but people could have at least faked it to be polite, right? What a world we live in .......
Seriously though, congrats on what sounds like a sweet and fulfilling ride. I'd have had trouble keeping up with you. Solely because I have to haul my dog around in a trailer, you understand. Yours simply flies alongside you on a cloud of improbability studded with diamond dust. I'm surprised you didn't sic him on the dump truck, though. Congrats on your kind restraint 🙃