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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy. ~ usually attributed to W.C. Fields and Tom Waits

Perception is reality and I hallucinate. ~ me

Trust in God, but row away from the rocks. ~ Hunter S. Thompson
 

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You can't fix stupid ~ don't know
 

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You can't fix stupid ~ don't know
Ron White uses that a lot.

Jesus died to forgive our sins. Dare we make his martyrdom meaningless by not committing them?
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"Why should anyone steal a watch when he could steal a bicycle?" ~Flann O'Brien
 

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As great as you are a man, you'll never be greater than yourself - Bob Dylan
 

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"Keep a bucket of salt at your desk. Every time a client tells you something, take a grain out". - Me

"I wouldn't trust this guy with a potato gun" - Brandon

"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me"
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"twatwaffle" -Nigal

hack... you can't do that the ladies at the office will attack you!
 
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