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well I have been a backslider. I have been off the bike for months waiting for a knee to heal twice.
I think I am just about to go see if I can take a service or two. Anyone know how to shut up a bike church preacher that has a sermon that's too long.
In a Baptist church its easy. Sit on the edge of the center aisle, take your watch off your wrist, and hold it up so the preacher can see you looking at it. If he keeps talking walk out.
Trouble is how do you know when the bike church preacher is preaching too long on your first service back after a while?
I think I am just about to go see if I can take a service or two. Anyone know how to shut up a bike church preacher that has a sermon that's too long.
In a Baptist church its easy. Sit on the edge of the center aisle, take your watch off your wrist, and hold it up so the preacher can see you looking at it. If he keeps talking walk out.
Trouble is how do you know when the bike church preacher is preaching too long on your first service back after a while?