They let us have machine guns here, so fireworks are kind of a given.Fireworks are illegal in Fremont, like a lot of things are. This town blows.
Some awkwardly placed holes in the magic underwear?They finally allowed aerials where I live. Our annual party included plenty of big lights and noise.
Sounds like it. They were outlawed down here cause the entire state is burning to the ground. Well more ground, that's about all we have anyways.Fireworks are illegal in Fremont, like a lot of things are. This town blows.
When I leave Texas I'm coming to Utah. Can I crash at your place?So instead of losing tons of revenue to neighboring states, Utah decided to make a lot of formerly illegal fireworks legal. And instead of 3 days before the 4th to three days after, plus the 24th, (a state holiday) they are now legal all month long. So you can go to the 24 grocery and buy a $60 aerial if you want, and fire it off any time this month. Thankfully, people have to good sense to not shoot them off in the wee hours.
lol, now that falls in ye ol Day late and a dollar short bucket^spam