Please deliver my health benefits from cycling promptly but also please package them in a plain box, bag, or envelope. I don't want people to know I purchased these benefits.
Can you send me a sample pack?
(My actual plan is to follow the delivery driver and steal the benefits s/he leaves at each door or porch, until I have gained sufficient health and fitness to compete professionally, at which point I will have my sponsor buy the health and fitness benefits. Don't tell anyone.)
(Sad part is, what I just described is the history of pro cycling from 1980 through 2010.)