Best.Response.Ever!How do you poison those things? Seems like a pest problem.
How do you poison those things? Seems like a pest problem.
If one is who do you call?
Nobody messes with me gnomes. hehe - I count them every night when I come to make sure none of them "walked" off ... as I live in a busy city ...
BWAHAHAHAHAIf one is who do you call?
I wonder if they have a tiny crimes division?
"Oh sure, let us put aside the West Point Strangler case to find your gnomes. Red hat? Check. Button nose? Check. Yes sir there has been a lot of this going around. No sir we cannot shoot on site.".
Stupid teenagers.I'm going to plant some more flowers around my mailbox. Right now.
No gnomes, but I do have a large cast lizard that was stolen and given to me as gift.
Nope. We helped a friend move into a house where she rented a room, and the owners stole a bunch of her stuff, from food in the fridge to personal belongings. When we helped her move out two months later, she grabbed their giant lizard and threw it in the back of my car.Stupid teenagers.
Did she call the police?Nope. We helped a friend move into a house where she rented a room, and the owners stole a bunch of her stuff, from food in the fridge to personal belongings. When we helped her move out two months later, she grabbed their giant lizard and threw it in the back of my car.