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I really didn't crap my pants. I'm lie alot.

I crapped my pants today.

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Your timing is good, anyway -- the wind is blowing, so we can tell which way to go to get AWAY.
 

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A drunk guy pukes down the front of his shirt at the bar and says his wife's gonna kill him. The bar tender tells him to put $10 in the pocket and tell his wife someone else puked on him and gave him $10 to get it cleaned. The guy gets home and his wife goes off on him. The guys says, "It wasn't me! Some guy puked on me and gave me $10 to get my shirt clean.", as he holds up a $20 bill. The wife says, "That's $20, not $10.". The guy says, "Yeah, he sh#t my pants too.".
 

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I aim to please good sir.
 

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Nigal has the unique nack for finding the most obsurece things and putting them to good use :D
 

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I have no idea what this man is talking about.

 

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My FB status from today made me think of this thread...


I had Starbucks Sumatra this morning and now my pee smells like gun powder and spent firecrackers. WTH?
 
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