A drunk guy pukes down the front of his shirt at the bar and says his wife's gonna kill him. The bar tender tells him to put $10 in the pocket and tell his wife someone else puked on him and gave him $10 to get it cleaned. The guy gets home and his wife goes off on him. The guys says, "It wasn't me! Some guy puked on me and gave me $10 to get my shirt clean.", as he holds up a $20 bill. The wife says, "That's $20, not $10.". The guy says, "Yeah, he sh#t my pants too.".