If you could be an Animal

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  1. Mar 4, 2011 #1
    funetical

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    What would you be? Keep in mind you can't ride bikes unless you are a monkey or a bear.

    I want to be a bear. I like berries and people being afraid of me.
     
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  3. Mar 4, 2011 #2
    Xela

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    I've always thought being a tiger would be cool, but after your post, I have to admit, I wouldn't mind being a big ol' brown bear living in Alaska.
     
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  5. Mar 4, 2011 #3
    rola643

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    Toss up between a Cheetah or Eagle.
     
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  6. Mar 4, 2011 #4
    Industry_Hack

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    The dog, parrot, and cat respectfully disagree:

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    As for me, I will be the lion that rides a horse:

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    Yes, I did say a lion that rides a horse:

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  7. Mar 4, 2011 #5
    Industry_Hack

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    Runner-up goes to the two headed shark. Rumor has it that Chuck Norris keeps one as a pet. In his bathtub.

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  8. Mar 7, 2011 #6
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    We both know it wouldn't be respectfully.

    I didn't know lions could ride horses. We are screwed.

    Anyone else?

    I thought maybe a bald eagle, but I just want to fly and not get eaten.
     
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  9. Mar 7, 2011 #7
    Industry_Hack

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    That lion rules!
     
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  10. Mar 8, 2011 #8
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    A Peregrine Falcon because it's the fastest bird in the world and I have a need for speed and fishing.

    Actually a Ostrich can easily kill a lion.
     
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  11. Mar 8, 2011 #9
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    Yes it does, I hope they never release it so it can teach other lions how to do the same.





    I need proof. I'm pretty sure I can fight an ostrich and win, but not a lion.
     
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  12. Mar 8, 2011 #10
    froze

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    An Ostrich could kill you with no problem...unless your using a gun or an bow and arrow...but then you could then kill a lion too. You need to study your animals more, there are some surprises: Ostriches and Emus: The Facts

    Surprises like a 20 pound raccoon can make mincemeat out of a 100 pound dog. Or Roadrunners can easily kill a full size rattlesnake, just to name a couple.

    I was at a state park some years ago in Indiana and watched a PitBull take on a raccoon, the pitbull was dead in about 10 seconds; then at another state park I saw a large German Shepherd get killed by one.
     
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  13. Mar 8, 2011 #11
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    Aruba is the perfect place for me to live as well. That was interesting.
     
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  14. Mar 28, 2011 #12
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    Honey Badger!!!!

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg&feature=fvst]YouTube - The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)[/ame]
     
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  15. Mar 29, 2011 #13
    SprocketGirl

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    the honey badger is way more bad____ than i... i would have to be a bear or something mellow
     
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  16. Mar 29, 2011 #14
    TxCyclist

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    Good job Randall.

    Here's a house full of bees, think the honey badger care? It doesn't give a ____.
     
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  17. Mar 29, 2011 #15
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    That was funny. I still wouldn't be a honey badger though.
     
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  18. Mar 29, 2011 #16
    Industry_Hack

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    How about a fox in a henhouse? I hear they get all the chicks...
     
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  20. Apr 6, 2011 #18
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    I'd be a squirrel. :D

    They always seem to be having so much fun. Running around, climbing trees, jumping from limb to limb.
     
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  21. Apr 6, 2011 #19
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    I used to say the same thing, then I realized I squirrel hunt, now I want to be something I don't shoot.
     
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  22. Apr 6, 2011 #20
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    And drowning in swimming pools, getting ran over by cars, being attacked by larger predators, getting shot at...yeah that's my idea of fun.
     
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