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What would you be? Keep in mind you can't ride bikes unless you are a monkey or a bear.

I want to be a bear. I like berries and people being afraid of me.
 

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I've always thought being a tiger would be cool, but after your post, I have to admit, I wouldn't mind being a big ol' brown bear living in Alaska.
 

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Toss up between a Cheetah or Eagle.
 

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The dog, parrot, and cat respectfully disagree:







As for me, I will be the lion that rides a horse:



Yes, I did say a lion that rides a horse:

We both know it wouldn't be respectfully.

I didn't know lions could ride horses. We are screwed.

Anyone else?

I thought maybe a bald eagle, but I just want to fly and not get eaten.
 

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A Peregrine Falcon because it's the fastest bird in the world and I have a need for speed and fishing.

Actually a Ostrich can easily kill a lion.
 

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That lion rules!
Yes it does, I hope they never release it so it can teach other lions how to do the same.





A Peregrine Falcon because it's the fastest bird in the world and I have a need for speed and fishing.

Actually a Ostrich can easily kill a lion.
I need proof. I'm pretty sure I can fight an ostrich and win, but not a lion.
 

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I need proof. I'm pretty sure I can fight an ostrich and win, but not a lion.
An Ostrich could kill you with no problem...unless your using a gun or an bow and arrow...but then you could then kill a lion too. You need to study your animals more, there are some surprises: Ostriches and Emus: The Facts

Surprises like a 20 pound raccoon can make mincemeat out of a 100 pound dog. Or Roadrunners can easily kill a full size rattlesnake, just to name a couple.

I was at a state park some years ago in Indiana and watched a PitBull take on a raccoon, the pitbull was dead in about 10 seconds; then at another state park I saw a large German Shepherd get killed by one.
 

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Honey Badger!!!!

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg&feature=fvst]YouTube - The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger (original narration by Randall)[/ame]
 

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the honey badger is way more bad____ than i... i would have to be a bear or something mellow
 

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I'd be a squirrel. :D

They always seem to be having so much fun. Running around, climbing trees, jumping from limb to limb.
 

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I'd be a squirrel. :D

They always seem to be having so much fun. Running around, climbing trees, jumping from limb to limb.
I used to say the same thing, then I realized I squirrel hunt, now I want to be something I don't shoot.
 

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I'd be a squirrel. :D

They always seem to be having so much fun. Running around, climbing trees, jumping from limb to limb.
And drowning in swimming pools, getting ran over by cars, being attacked by larger predators, getting shot at...yeah that's my idea of fun.
 
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