[Keywestoasis]

I got 9 miles in today and averaged 11 mph!

 

[Oscar]

Arf.

Oscar

 

[FYridesagain]

I tried to ride up a hill but I kept falling off my bike. Then I got lost and sat on the curb and cried until a policeman brought me home. I may never ride again. It's too scary.

 

[Joatmon]

I got 9 miles in today and averaged 11 mph!

What are you? Eight years old?

 

[Keywestoasis]

I'm 43. I'm the fastest of my friends

 

[longjohn]

You're doing better than me. I keep falling off my bike and breaking bones.:hate:

 

[Joatmon]

I'm the fastest of my friends

Who are your friends? A tortoise and a snail?

 

[Keywestoasis]

We are the Weight Watchers Cycling team. I'm down to 293 now.

 

[longjohn]

Cool, you sound like the biggest looser.

 

[Joatmon]

I'm down to 293 now.

You should lose more weight before starting to ride a bike. If you fall at that weight, you are gonna kill yourself!

 

[longjohn]

You should lose more weight before starting to ride a bike. If you fall at that weight, you are gonna kill yourself!

They will be alright, fat people bounce really well.

 

[FYridesagain]

Nah, he'll just bounce.

At least he didn't get lost.

 

[Keywestoasis]

It's hard to fall off of a tricycle

 

[Joatmon]

I'll bet his bike shorts are screaming for mercy. That must be some sight!

 

[longjohn]

I'll bet his bike shorts are screaming for mercy. That must be some sight!

Probably wears bibs, overweight people really like them.

 

[Joatmon]

Probably looks like this.

 

[FYridesagain]

Probably wears bibs, overweight people really like them.

I hope he's got some jersey bins to keep his stuff safe. You know, in case of the sharts.

 

[Keywestoasis]

The skid marks go all the way through the Spandex.


(or so I hear)

 

[Tude]

Lolz

 

[Froggy]

I just think it's great that they're getting out there and trying, no matter how silly they look. The first step (or pedal stroke) is always the hardest.