Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by spencer, May 6, 2009.

  1. MilesR

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    My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn't find any.

    So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, "These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?"

    "The produce guy looked at me and said, "No. You'll have to do that yourself."
     
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    Well COVID-19 pandemic has finally affected me financially. In order to offset the extra cost for food ,electricity , and rocketing high gas prices I’m needing to make some extra money on the side.

    So...
    I am now proud to announce that I am selling Adult toys. I hope no one is embarrassed to ask for them. I have all kinds, sizes and styles according to your needs. Discretion is guaranteed!!

    I am more than willing and able to demonstrate any items for you. Ask for yours anytime. I have everything listed below.

    -Walkers
    -wheelchairs
    -oxygen tanks
    -canes
    -disposable diapers
    -teeth glue
    and more!
     
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