Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by spencer, May 6, 2009.

  1. MilesR

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    I’m starting a new business

    For $600 we come to your house dressed up as a covid-19 recue team, take you away from your wife for a 14 day fishing trip and then return you.



    This could be big
     
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    You thinks good!


    (My work buddies would say)
     
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    Recently I Signed up for course, “How to Deal With Life’s Disappointments”.

    Yesterday, I got the first lesson by mail,

    It was an empty envelope.
     
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    To teach my kids about democracy I let them
    vote on what we would have for dinner. They voted for pizza. I made corned beef and cabbage because we don’t live in a swing state.
     
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    Hey John, I found a tshirt for us...
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