Joke Thread

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by spencer, May 6, 2009.

  1. MilesR

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    Biking in Florida...
    How I feel cycling in florida.
    Never enough water haha

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    Only in the summertime. :D
     
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    Alaska - Land of the Last Frontier added a new photo to the album: Just for fun [​IMG]:).
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    These are her own words.: While out hiking in Missoula, Montana with my boyfriend, we were surprised when a huge grizzly bear came charging at us out of nowhere. She must have been protecting her cubs because she was extremely aggressive. If I had not had my little Beretta Jetfire I would not be here today! I yanked it out of my purse and fired one shot. It hit my boyfriend in his kneecap and the bear caught him easily. While the grizzly mauled the poor cripple, I was able to escape by just walking away at a brisk pace. I love that pistol. I'll find other boyfriends."
    -- ReelCamo Girl
     
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    This just in......

    The creator of sexual innuendos just passed away.

    His wife is taking it really hard.
     
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    The doorbell rings. A man opens the door and there's his mother-in-law on the front step.

    She asks, "Can I stay here for a few days?" The man says, "Sure you can." And closes the door.
     
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    My son kept chewing on electrical chords, so I grounded him.
     
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