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  1. Jan 12, 2021 #3701
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  3. Jan 12, 2021 #3702
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    My Life

    My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
    Now I can’t read any of it.






    My wife often uses the promise of sex as a way to get little jobs done around the house.


    The plumber told me.
     
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  5. Jan 12, 2021 #3703
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  7. Jan 12, 2021 #3705
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  8. Jan 13, 2021 #3706
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  9. Jan 13, 2021 #3707
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    I bought coconut shampoo today.
    But when I got home I realized

    I don’t even own a coconut.
     
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  10. Jan 14, 2021 #3708
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  12. Jan 14, 2021 #3710
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  13. Jan 15, 2021 #3711
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  15. Jan 16, 2021 #3713
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  17. Jan 16, 2021 #3715
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  18. Jan 17, 2021 at 1:10 AM #3716
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  19. Jan 17, 2021 at 4:51 PM #3717
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  20. Jan 18, 2021 at 10:36 AM #3718
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  21. Jan 18, 2021 at 8:55 PM #3719
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    Best one ever!!!^^^^^^
     
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  22. Jan 19, 2021 at 1:57 PM #3720
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