Joke Thread

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    My Life

    My wife asked me to put ketchup on the shopping list.
    Now I can’t read any of it.






    My wife often uses the promise of sex as a way to get little jobs done around the house.


    The plumber told me.
     
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    I bought coconut shampoo today.
    But when I got home I realized

    I don’t even own a coconut.
     
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