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Two Hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.

He doesn't seem to be moving and his eyes are glazed.

The other Hunter pulls out his cell phone and calls Emergency Services.

In a panic he says, "My friend is dead. What do I do?"

In a soothing voice the operator responded, "I can help you. Try to stay calm. First, let's make sure he is dead."

After a silence, a gunshot is heard.

Then the hunter says, "Okay, now what?"
 

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Not sure if this one has posted here or not…..

A woman walks into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist “ I need enough arsenic to kill my husband “ the pharmacist replied “Maam I can’t sell you that.” The woman gives him a photo of the pharmacist’s wife making love to her husband. To which the pharmacist replied “oh I didn’t know you had a prescription “
 
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