An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute . and says, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella rather than his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went; "Bang,bang," and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think about that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
LOOKING TO TRADE
I have 1 crate of Grade A, farm-fresh size Large eggs to trade. Looking for two tickets to Super Bowl LVII.
50 Yard Line seats are preferred, but I will consider seats at either end zone. Potential trades must also include parking pass and one week's hotel accommodations (4 star and above) in the Glendale, Arizona area.
As always, no low-ball offers. I know what I got.
a bunch of silly electric bike tutorial blogs and vendor spam threads show up on a cool bike forum and are allowed to smell up the place instead of being banished to the refigerator so they can stay fresh and out of forum view.......the joke is this is no joke.
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