An 80-year-old man went to his doctor for his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he's feeling. The 80-year-old says, "I've never felt better. I have an 18-year-old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about that?"
The doctor considers his question for a minute . and says, "I have a friend who is an avid hunter and never misses a season. One day when he was going out in a bit of a hurry, he accidentally picked up his umbrella rather than his gun. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver sitting beside the stream of water. He raised his umbrella and went; "Bang,bang," and the beaver fell over dead. What do you think about that?"
The 80-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot that beaver."
I must warn you the next joke is a groaner
You’ve been told!
It's been discovered that...
...William a tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able up determine the name of the league's sponsor. So we will never know for whom the Tells bowled.
I must warn you the next joke is a groaner
You’ve been told!
It's been discovered that...
...William a tell and his son belonged to a bowling league. But Swiss historians have not been able up determine the name of the league's sponsor. So we will never know for whom the Tells bowled.
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