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If you could back in time and have "relations" with any historical figure who would it be and why.

Mary Todd Lincoln, crazy in the head crazy in the bed.

Elizabeth Bathory, same reason.
 

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Tie between Bea Arthur and Lizzy Bordon.
 

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lol this is funny and by the way fun you have gone crazy...
pete, silly boy, she was a youngster and servant of God, you can't have "relations" with Jeanne d'Arc.... i was born less than a century from the place of her birth and do admire your choice in women.
hack, you are a true romantic...

as for me i would go for a roll with Charlemagne.... and for sure Commendatore Tullio Campagnolo would get some lovin' from me.
 

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i was born less than a century from the place of her birth and do admire your choice in women.
You know you're a hopeless roadie when you measure distances in centuries. LOL!
 

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I guess I have a goddess complex, Aphrodite and Isis.

On the other hand, if I could have a shag with Mary, I might be the father of the son of God.

Even if her name was Magdalene.
 

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Tie between Bea Arthur and Lizzy Bordon.
Bea Arthur is on my list too.


Cleopatra was apparently insatiable. I like a challenge.
I would fail, I don't run an empire.



Joan of Arc
Wasn't she like 14? Not judging. Just saying.

lol this is funny and by the way fun you have gone crazy...
pete, silly boy, she was a youngster and servant of God, you can't have "relations" with Jeanne d'Arc.... i was born less than a century from the place of her birth and do admire your choice in women.
hack, you are a true romantic...

as for me i would go for a roll with Charlemagne.... and for sure Commendatore Tullio Campagnolo would get some lovin' from me.
Excellent. Charlemagne is a great answer.

I guess I have a goddess complex, Aphrodite and Isis.

On the other hand, if I could have a shag with Mary, I might be the father of the son of God.

Even if her name was Magdalene.
Anyone real?

Jane Seymour just so I could say "No, not that one.".
 

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They're all real and unreal. Reality is an illusion. Sex/love is in the mind, not the body parts.
Reality is subjective, but subjective reality is insanity.

If sex was in the mind and not the body parts I would have a million kids instead of just one.

Good sex is in the mind. Baby making lies in the equipment.
 

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Reality is subjective, but subjective reality is insanity.

If sex was in the mind and not the body parts I would have a million kids instead of just one.

Good sex is in the mind. Baby making lies in the equipment.
I didn't know we were talking baby-making. Meanwhile, Aphrodite and Isis are as real to me as Jackie Onassis or Penelope Cruz.
 

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I didn't know we were talking baby-making. Meanwhile, Aphrodite and Isis are as real to me as Jackie Onassis or Penelope Cruz.
Without taking this thread to far of course from baby making with historical figures.... huh?
 

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Jackie O and Marilyn Monroe maybe? Or would that just be Kennedy leftovers?
leftover lasagna and chili are always better than the first time!
 
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