Men only....

Discussion in 'Gear & Accessories' started by Dan_3, Jul 30, 2009.

  1. Dan_3

    Dan_3 Guest

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    What do you boys wear under your cycling shorts for support? Jock, anything? My jewels are all over the place!
     
  2. hophead

    hophead New Member Tavern Member

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    Commando brother, otherwise tho shalt be chaffed!:eek:
     

  3. clemfan2001

    clemfan2001 Guest

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    Yes, i'm a free-baller. :eek:
     
  4. bantam700

    bantam700 New Member

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    Just my skin. Wearing anything under your shorts can make for some nasty chaffing and negate the moisture wicking properties of your shorts.
     
  5. tajcrews

    tajcrews New Member

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    Well if you are not talking of cycling shorts (padded spandex!) i would say you should wear something to keep your boys from slapping each other in the face
     
  6. Grape Ape

    Grape Ape Younger than Hack Tavern Member

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    Cycle naked then you have no worries about the boys or your nipples getting chafed.
     
  7. hophead

    hophead New Member Tavern Member

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    No, but then you have to worry about being ass raped by your saddle.:eek:
     
  8. Grape Ape

    Grape Ape Younger than Hack Tavern Member

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    But you said you liked that.:D
     
  9. hophead

    hophead New Member Tavern Member

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    I actually had that happen recently and it wasn't pleasant. Luckily I was wearing shorts so penetration was minimal. Racing saddles are dangerous on technical singletrack.

    I was telling my gf about the incident and she asked if I was ok. I said that I was and she immediately broke out in uncontrollable laughter. Nice eh?:eek:
     
  10. Xela

    Xela New Member Tavern Member

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    Wow. This thread went downhill in a hurry! :)
     
  11. TxCyclist

    TxCyclist Administrator Staff Member Admin Staff

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    Around here that would end you on a sex offenders list! :eek:
     
  12. riderman14

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    i put this in here before someplace,but what i wear is a pair of Bike brand baseball sliding shorts and it cleans up all these problems,including the wicking thing and the swinging boys thing!!ride on
     
  13. Magomra

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    I find that a thong helps and also weighs very little
     
  14. jeepster93

    jeepster93 New Member

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    Ha...
    Some college "kids" streaked the graduation at CU Boulder.
    They were charged and convicted of a sex crime.
    What has the world come to???
     
  15. Grape Ape

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    Actually the best thing I have found is Bisquick. It works like baby powder or goldbond. If you sweat a lot when you get home you have all you need for a post ride pancake or 2.
     
    Last edited: Aug 19, 2009
  16. hophead

    hophead New Member Tavern Member

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    Note to self: Never eat breakfast at Grape Ape's house.
     
  17. Alanis27

    Alanis27 Guest

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    I'm getting quite a few lovely mental pictures......:eek:
     
  18. Grape Ape

    Grape Ape Younger than Hack Tavern Member

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    Are you thinking of me naked?



    Again?:love:
     
  19. coco2

    coco2 Well-Known Member

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    Nothing but assos cream...
     
  20. berniegreen

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    Are people allowed to ride in a thong?