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If a right cross has nothing to do with a punch.

If you use the word flat in relation to a tire.

If getting hammered has nothing to do with alcohol.

If you are saddle sore, but never been on a horse.

If you find out you are on the chain gang, then reach for a chain tool and a master link.

If your idea of multi tasking is drinking while riding.

You think Rudolf should be on the back of Santa's sleigh and that he needs some really good new LED's for the front so he can see this year.

You bonk on any day but New Years day.
 

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If you wake up to a blizzard and don't look for car keys.

If you 'lean in' to a turn when you're driving, and have to remind yourself to turn the steering wheel.
 

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Taken right from my signature line :D

Preview You might be a cyclist if....
Your bike is worth more than your car.
You put more miles on your bike than your car.
Weather forecasts can be broken down into 2 categories: good biking weather, bad biking weather.
 

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Yeah, but you only have a few in your sig. At least I didn't borrow them, but there is an old saying in comedy. If its any good its worth borrowing.
 

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...you strap on a heart rate monitor during sex

...you've stuck your head out the window while driving your car to see if it's clear to pass the guy in front of you.

...then you roll your right window down while passing the guy in front of you and yell, "ON YOUR LEFT".
 
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