If a right cross has nothing to do with a punch. If you use the word flat in relation to a tire. If getting hammered has nothing to do with alcohol. If you are saddle sore, but never been on a horse. If you find out you are on the chain gang, then reach for a chain tool and a master link. If your idea of multi tasking is drinking while riding. You think Rudolf should be on the back of Santa's sleigh and that he needs some really good new LED's for the front so he can see this year. You bonk on any day but New Years day.