No-Shave November?

My wife would think there was a stranger in her bed if I shaved

 

shampoo and conditioner will help when it starts getting itchy

 

Is that chin hair or legs ???

 

Both. I don't shave until the wife makes me. So unless she catches on I'm game. I already have a pretty sweet beard though.

 

Well at least you will know before hand that you are not getting any, instead of hoping, praying, and begging and still not getting any.

I usually shave when I fee like it I may just go for the No Shave and see how much ugly I am able to cover in a month.

 

I don't argue with her when it comes to that. I beg then she pities me enough to do it. I'll settle for that.

 

so arm pits count?

 

why stop at arm pits...

 

because you have to draw the line some where.

 

Those are the only months I recognize.

 

I'm in. Does it include previous facial hair. Do I have to shave November 1st?

 

I'm rocking a beard-mustache combination, so I'll trim it (not shave it off!) before nov. 1st, and then let it rip.

 

Did you sneak into my back yard for that photo

 

Pictures of me without facial hair don't exist. Somthing about me being an ugly child.

 

Think of all that wind resistance with all that facial fuzz, shave them off and go faster