Joined
·
8,414 Posts
Who thinks this is a good idea?
I need an accurate head count so he can buy enough food, drink, portapotties and provide enough individual attention to each of us as well as make sure his lawn is well-manicured for those of you that camp (I'll be taking up residence in his extra bedroom with his 16 cats on a smelly futon).
The itinerary is as follows:
Tomorrow Evening:
BBQ/Pig Roast-the caveat is you have to catch your food which explains why Rola dines on slugs, snails and hermit crabs. Rumor has it that Xela and BMohan are going after the cheetahs and aim to catch one within 3 minutes.
Saturday Morning- group ride leading from his house to pass by some of his favorites places. Please be aware anyone not allowed within 200 feet of a school or Chuck E. Cheese will be required to take an alternate route through a gauntlet.
Saturday Afternoon- a veritable bacchinallia filled with many games not involving bicycles. This means there will be an ample supply of water ballons, bean bag toss games, face painting and naked Power Wheels jousting.
Saturday Evening- trampolines and pogo sticks are the name of the game. Please note, Rola has been competitively trampolining and pogo sticking for more years than many of us have been alive. When challanged to a "jump-off", he was reported to state "The motion of my ocean needs a small craft advisory."
Sunday Morning- "GTFO and go home" according to Mrs. Rola who will chastise Rola for putting this party together at the last minute. Donations to the "I'm Sorry" flower and diamond fund will be collected at the end of the driveway.
Please RSVP to [email protected]
I need an accurate head count so he can buy enough food, drink, portapotties and provide enough individual attention to each of us as well as make sure his lawn is well-manicured for those of you that camp (I'll be taking up residence in his extra bedroom with his 16 cats on a smelly futon).
The itinerary is as follows:
Tomorrow Evening:
BBQ/Pig Roast-the caveat is you have to catch your food which explains why Rola dines on slugs, snails and hermit crabs. Rumor has it that Xela and BMohan are going after the cheetahs and aim to catch one within 3 minutes.
Saturday Morning- group ride leading from his house to pass by some of his favorites places. Please be aware anyone not allowed within 200 feet of a school or Chuck E. Cheese will be required to take an alternate route through a gauntlet.
Saturday Afternoon- a veritable bacchinallia filled with many games not involving bicycles. This means there will be an ample supply of water ballons, bean bag toss games, face painting and naked Power Wheels jousting.
Saturday Evening- trampolines and pogo sticks are the name of the game. Please note, Rola has been competitively trampolining and pogo sticking for more years than many of us have been alive. When challanged to a "jump-off", he was reported to state "The motion of my ocean needs a small craft advisory."
Sunday Morning- "GTFO and go home" according to Mrs. Rola who will chastise Rola for putting this party together at the last minute. Donations to the "I'm Sorry" flower and diamond fund will be collected at the end of the driveway.
Please RSVP to [email protected]