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what are some good cycling quotes?


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Every morning in Africa a gazelle wakes up. It knows it must move faster than the lion or it will not survive. Every morning a lion wakes up and it knows it must move faster than the slowest gazelle or it will starve. It doesn't matter if you are the lion or the gazelle, when the sun comes up, you better be moving."
 

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The funeral director tells you "NO!" you can't ride your Cannondale in the funeral procession, even if you keep your headlight on.
 

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Jens is full of them, but his most famous is probably, "Shut up, Legs!" Here's a clip for "Shut up, Body!"

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSokDsOwE1g[/ame]
 
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