Love Seinfeld! Here are some of my favorites.....
"What's the matter?"
"It's Patty."
"Jerry, you break up with a girl every week."
"What is this salty discharge?"
"Oh my God, you're crying."
"This is horrible. I care."
"I feel like an out-of-work porn star."
"You know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?"
"Wait a minute. Do I have to ask?"
"Well, I ran out of butter, so I had to borrow yours. Anything else, Mr. Nosey?"
"Why are you buttering your face?"
"I'm shaving with it."
"Oh, Moses smell the roses!"
I don't know if I feel comfortable handing out baloney sandwiches in the building."