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GiddyUp
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So what's your favorite Seinfeld line?

Mine is "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
 

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Kramer was scratching his chest through his shirt.......

"I did something stupid." Kramer
"What'd you do?" Jerry
"Well, I was shaving, and I noticed an asymmetry in my chest hair. And I was trying to even it out. And the next thing I know... Gone!" Kramer...
 

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Are you the master of your domain?
 

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Kramer was scratching his chest through his shirt.......

"I did something stupid." Kramer
"What'd you do?" Jerry
"Well, I was shaving, and I noticed an asymmetry in my chest hair. And I was trying to even it out. And the next thing I know... Gone!" Kramer...
I'm staying away from Kramer quotes for the rest of my life.
 

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"I've yadda yadda yaddaed."

BTW- Anyone else love Curb Your Enthusiasm as well?
 

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"The recipe was for 4 to 6 people. I had to multiply it for 183 people. I guess I got confused."
 

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Her name rhymes with a female body part.

Mulva?


Sorry Dolores.
 

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Serenity now.

I always wondered why Jerry had that nice bike hanging on the wall but never road it.
 

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GiddyUp
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Not "Giddy Up!"? ;)
That's right up there, but I tend to repeat the pretzel line out of nowhere like a kid with tourette syndrome. Just can't stop saying it, until my wife throws something at me.
 

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Why do they call it Ovaltine? The jar's round. The glass is round. They should call it Roundtine.
 

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Love Seinfeld! Here are some of my favorites.....

"What's the matter?"
"It's Patty."
"Jerry, you break up with a girl every week."
"What is this salty discharge?"
"Oh my God, you're crying."
"This is horrible. I care."

"I feel like an out-of-work porn star."

"You know how hard it's getting just to tell people I know you?"

"Wait a minute. Do I have to ask?"
"Well, I ran out of butter, so I had to borrow yours. Anything else, Mr. Nosey?"
"Why are you buttering your face?"
"I'm shaving with it."
"Oh, Moses smell the roses!"

I don't know if I feel comfortable handing out baloney sandwiches in the building."
 
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