Shortest Fairy Tale

Discussion in 'Off Topic' started by Grape Ape, Jul 17, 2009.

  1. Grape Ape

    Grape Ape Younger than Hack Tavern Member

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    Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

    The girl said, 'NO!'

    And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

    The end:D
     
  2. hophead

    hophead New Member Tavern Member

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    Good one! If only I was so lucky.:(
     

  3. TxCyclist

    TxCyclist Administrator Staff Member Admin Staff

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    I fart whenever I want. Last night my wife said "lovely" which then sparked a debate on the word lovely.
     
  4. riderman14

    riderman14 Guest

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    o.k.,that really is a great fairy tail.but for me it's sparking a debate on the words "fairy tail" cause i actually live that life now!!!...lol...ride on
     
  5. trx1

    trx1 New Member

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    best tale ever!
     
  6. Xela

    Xela New Member Tavern Member

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    I guess I missed this one originally. Thanks for digging it up, trx1.
     
  7. Industry_Hack

    Industry_Hack Total noob (& forum admin) Admin Staff Tavern Member

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    Shoot. I've been doing it wrong.
     
  8. funetical

    funetical Slowin it up.

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    I am not bitter.I am not bitter.I am not bitter.I am not bitter.I am not bitter.

    I wish I had a disposable income though.