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Smoking a cigar while or during a riding? OK then, next!
Don't knock it until you've tried it ;)

I'm thinking of putting a cigar holder on my handlebars. Maybe removing the bar end cap, and getting the right ring gauge cigar to fit in there! Sounds like a niche for Macanudo! There's "golf course" cigars, we need a Tour de Tobacco Leaf!
 

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Don't knock it until you've tried it ;)

I'm thinking of putting a cigar holder on my handlebars. Maybe removing the bar end cap, and getting the right ring gauge cigar to fit in there! Sounds like a niche for Macanudo! There's "golf course" cigars, we need a Tour de Tobacco Leaf!
Maybe your prize for the movie quiz should be one of those limited Macanudos with the stainless band...
 

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Maybe your prize for the movie quiz should be one of those limited Macanudos with the stainless band...
I haven't seen those. I smoked a Perdomo on Wednesday. Nick Perdomo has a cigar factory less than 10 miles from my house. I've been told I really should go visit the Padron factory in Miami.
 

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A local shop was having a sale on Lot 23's, so I bought a box of 20 for about $85. They threw in a Perdomo ashtray for free.


It's a huge ceramic ashtray just like pictured above. It's more than a foot in diameter.
 

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If this thread is on topic, it's been hijacked.
 

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The thread for twatwaffle's (some diner should serve these up!) and balderdash. No pilfering allowed.

If you want to talk about bike's and rides, you need to buy everyone a round.



The house beer:

 

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Not sure if that merge was messy or not, but I figured we shouldn't spoil the seat thread with cigar talk. Like other things, I collect cigars. Not really something I can enjoy much since my surgeries.
 

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Not sure if that merge was messy or not, but I figured we shouldn't spoil the seat thread with cigar talk. Like other things, I collect cigars. Not really something I can enjoy much since my surgeries.
No problem :thumbsup:, it just knocked the first post of The Piffle Thread to the 6th post, but that just adds to the charm of it.

Cigars and surgery, are you David Letterman? :rolleyes:

I agree with cigars not cluttering the seat talk thread.
 

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Sinus cavities scraped and reshaped, turbinate reduction, tonsils, uvulectomy, and part of my palate removed. All because I moved from the beach to the high desert.

Don't tell my uncle about these...
 

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Sinus cavities scraped and reshaped, turbinate reduction, tonsils, uvulectomy, and part of my palate removed. All because I moved from the beach to the high desert.

Yuck. My brother-in-law has had to have sinus surgery, but he didn't have it to the extent that you have had to. I had my tonsils removed as a child.
 

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Don't knock it until you've tried it ;)

I'm thinking of putting a cigar holder on my handlebars. Maybe removing the bar end cap, and getting the right ring gauge cigar to fit in there! Sounds like a niche for Macanudo! There's "golf course" cigars, we need a Tour de Tobacco Leaf!
I routinely have a cigarette hanging out of my lips now a days. Stupid stress.
 

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Okay, that's one I've never heard of, so I didn't recognize the ring wrapper.

A good friend of my 23 year old son's can recognize almost any cigar just by seeing a portion of a ring wrapper. I was smoking an Ashton Virgin Sun Grown a couple of weeks ago, and he recognized it instantly even though my hand obscured part of the wrapper.
 

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I think I shall post mostly in the off-topic forum. It's impossible to derail/hijack an Off-Topic thread! Of course most of my hijacks simply demonstrate my tangential thinking abilities.
 

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Myths RETOLD

Zeus does not understand contraception


Okay so yes this is a little late I'm still on East Coast time as*h*l*s

anyway Zeus right
he is experimenting with potential hiding places for his penis
all over this chick Metis
he has already tried all the usual options
armpit
ear canal
that place that is like an armpit but it is behind your knee
and you don't put deodorant on it
or at least I don't
but actually i dont think the greeks put deodorant anywhere
anyway he's running out of penis hollows
when he is like wait a second
there is this thing called a vagina i keep hearing about
i wonder if that would be a good place for my penis
well sh*t only one way to find out
hey metis get over here i need to use your vagina for science
(this is an excellent pick up line by the way
try it at home)
so then they have sex obviously
but clearly zeus has not thought this sh*t through
i mean when does he ever think this sh*t through
because see there is this prophecy floating around
that zeus is gonna have a kid that is gonna be more powerful than him
and zeus hears about this sh*t and he is like WHAT
COME ON
WE CAN'T HAVE THAT
and then someone else tells him that the way you have kids
is by hiding your penis in vaginas for extended periods of time
and zeus is like what seriously
f***kckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
HEY METIS
GET OVER HERE
I WANT TO PLAY A GAME WITH YOU AND MAYBE FORCE YOU TO HAVE AN ABORTION
and metis is like ok what is this game you are talking about
and zeus is like how bout a shapeshifting contest
and metis is like i dont see how this could possibly go wrong
okay i am a chainsaw now
and zeus is like I AM BUTTER
and metis is like I AM A SALAD
and zeus is like I AM TWO CATS f**kING
and metis is like FORM OF A GLASS OF WATER
and zeus is like I'M A WHOLE BUCKET OF TACOS
and metis is like OH YEAH WELL I'M A FLY NOW
and zeus is like BAM BITCH THAT WAS EXACTLY WHAT I WAS WAITING FOR
and he eats her
thus effectively solving all his problems forever
but actually his problems are not solved at all
because nine months later
he gets this bonerkilling headache
that kills all his boners with such ferocity
that he actually has hephpaestus split open his head with a shovel
and BOOM
HERE COMES ATHENA
SPRINGING FULLY FORMED OUT OF ZEUS'S BRAINWOMB
and zeus is like aw sh*t now i gotta pay child support

so the moral of the story is
always wear a condom
because otherwise
you are going to have to resort to an impromptu skull c-section
with a shovel

It's good to be back.
WROUGHT BY THE GREAT Ovid
 
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