[HandsomeRyan]

"Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of 'em are stupider than that" -George Carlin

^Truth.

 

[Garilia]

word

 

[Industry_Hack]

If you ever managed to watch his TV show, you would understand the context of one of my favorite lines (not spoken by him, but surely written by him) from that show:

"Their lack of symmetry gives them a certain old world charm".

 

[TxCyclist]

I miss him. I was listening to his old records the other day.

 

[Industry_Hack]

Seven words?

 

[Garilia]

Seven words?

And "$%^#" doesn't even belong on the list. It sounds like a snack...

 

[Industry_Hack]

Cheese...

 

[Garilia]

Cheese...

Tater...

 

[bmohan55]

...they are...

 

[Industry_Hack]

And his sex vs violence argument:

"All right Sheriff, we're gonna f&@# ya. But we're gonna f&@# ya slow..."

 

[Garilia]

...they are...

P and C are out! Which leads to such stupid sentences as "Alright you f'ers, I'm gonna tinkle now."


I find the word Kill more offensive than the F bomb, or any words about body parts.

 

[Garilia]

This woman walks into a bar. She sees everyone drinking, laughing, flirting and having a good time. She says, "I think I want to f#$% everyone!"

But I substituted the f#$% word for the k#&& word.

This guy walks into a bar, he said, "Ouch."

 

[Industry_Hack]

This guy walks into a bar, he said, "Ouch."

His buddy ducked.

 

[Garilia]

I love misspellings that the Spill Chick doesn't correct. Of course maybe she meant hoe and not how.

http://youtube/CYFbuH391KM

 

[Garilia]

How come the video is only showing up as a link?

 

[TxCyclist]

seven words?

fm & am.

 

[Garilia]

fm & am.

7 words was on Class Clown.

FM and AM

You can't fool me, shoot is sh!t with two o's.

Class Clown and FM & AM are the only two Carlin albums I ever bought.