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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses.
He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other man pulls out his phone and calls emergency
services.

He gasps to the operator: "My friend is dead! What can
I do?" The operator in a calm, soothing voice replies:
"Take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's
dead."

There is a silence, then a shot is heard.

Back on the phone, the hunter says, "Ok, now what?"
 

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Two hunter are out in the woods when they stop to take a "nature break." One of the hunters get bit on his man parts by a rattlesnake. In a panic he stumbles and breaks his ankle and can't walk. The bit hunter says, "Dr. Thompson lives over that hill. Run to his house to see if he has any antivenom."

The 2nd hunter runs over to the docotor's house. He asks the doctor if he has any antivenom. The doctor says no, but what he needs to do is have someone suck the vemon out. The doctor sends him on his way and tells the hunter to hurry back because time is of the essense.

The 2nd hunter gets and and the injured hunter says, "So what did the doctor say?" The 2nd hunter repsonds, "The doctor said you are going to die..."
 
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