I was going to post that that was the most aptly and vividly expressed verbal image, which I hoped never to actually mentally picture .... and then LongJohn goes and posts that.I’m trying to go the other way. I’m so skinny I have to run around in the shower to get wet.
I guess we all have our issues. I12Ride can't keep his bike on the ground, LongJohn has to take baths, and I have to pull over for traffic in either direction because I block both lanes. Local police were considering me making wear a "Wide Load" sign but all the signs were too small.