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You know you ride a lot when you're driving your car over rail road tracks and subconsciously slow down to avoid a pinch flat.

OK, what's yours?
 

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You lean into a turn, and THEN realize you have to turn the steering wheel.

You catch yourself looking for the "commando" route when caught in a traffic jam.
 

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You know you ride a lot, When strangers come up to you and say arn't you that old guy that rides down Union rd. every morning :rolleyes:
 

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One afternoon while on a bike tour, six of us walked from camp down to the nearby swimming hole to cool off. About halfway back, one of the guys piped up, "hey, look - we're running a double paceline!"
 

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You own more tights than a children's theater performing Peter Pan.

Your wallet is clear, made of plastic and sports the designer label, Ziplok.

When styling professionals ask what product gets your hair to do that, you answer, "Helmet."

You yell into crowds exiting ballgames, shopping centers and concerts to "hold their line." They yell back that they've got something for you to hold.

You've pedaled home balancing a case of bottled beer, two bags of tortilla chips, three avocados and a hostess snack pie on your handlebars.
Ok, that's enough for now.
 

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You know you ride a lot when the leather has worn away around the rivets on your Brooks saddle and you have a pattern of 6 dots permanently imprinted on your rear end.

You know you ski and kayak a lot when you try to edge your car tires to carve a turn.
 

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I've been riding to work for so long now it's gotten to when I drive I'll get multiple people asking me why. :D
I had that, followed by "Your bike got stolen, what are you going to do?" with serious looks of concern on everyone's faces.

Get fat evidently.
 
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