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You mount a sawed off shotgun where a frame pump would go.
There is tobacco spit juice on your down tube.
There is tobacco spit juice on your handlebars.
When you pass people you yell "Yeeeeeehaw!!!"
You stop to spray your girlfriends name on an overpass.
You stop to cover up your sisters name on an overpass to protect her honor.
You have a gooseneck trailer hitch on the back of your bike.
You have a tin of Skoal in your jersey pocket.
Please add your own.
There is tobacco spit juice on your down tube.
There is tobacco spit juice on your handlebars.
When you pass people you yell "Yeeeeeehaw!!!"
You stop to spray your girlfriends name on an overpass.
You stop to cover up your sisters name on an overpass to protect her honor.
You have a gooseneck trailer hitch on the back of your bike.
You have a tin of Skoal in your jersey pocket.
Please add your own.